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成人公司话剧台词-英语话剧《唐伯虎点秋香》

成人公司话剧台词-英语话剧《唐伯虎点秋香》

一、self  introduce
Lady 华华,four beauties,四大才子,花痴,工人等等。
二、开演
Action 1(桥段1):
(音乐1)三个花痴在街上游走。
花痴1:It is so boring!  
花痴2:Yes, it is!   
花痴3:We have nothing to do!   
花痴1:Look, the four are there!   
花痴2:哇哦~~  It is them! It is them! It is really them!   
四大才子出场 (音乐2)
四人站好 秀出扇子,带好墨镜  四小天鹅音乐起
花痴3: How handsome they are! How charming they are! I am dizzying!  
(音乐:哥只是个传说  四人配动作)
祝枝山:We just come here for a tour, why are those girls so crazy. Oh, I know I know .Because I am the most handsome man in the world……(秀出姓名), (拿出一沓一毛钱,花痴表现出很想要的样子)and I have a large amount of money! Hey, being too handsome and rich is also a bad thing.  (与文徵明击掌)
文征明:(秀出姓名)I am … I am so attractive that each girl will fall in love with me at the first sight ! (抛媚眼)  尖叫声不断   
周文兵:(秀出姓名)You, you, you! I am so charming that no one can compare with me!   
(唐伯虎上台,众花痴“哇哦……”)
唐伯虎: Do you love me? (yes!)Have you heard my name before?(Yes!) hahaha!(秀出姓名)Tang Bo hu is me! (花痴们尖叫声中下场 …… )
文征明: Hi, guy! Today all of us are in a good mood!   How about trying some English tongue twist!
祝枝山: Good idea!  文文, you first please!
文徵明:Music!(音乐起)one two three four……
绕口令  
文徵明:Peter pepper picked up a peck of pickled peppers   
周文兵:Did peter pepper pick up a peck of pickled peppers?   
祝枝山:If peter picked up a peck of pickled peppers  
三人合:Where is the peck of pickled peppers peter pepper picked up! 
唐伯虎:ha-ha……   (突然大笑)
三人: Is that so funny? 
文征明: Why do you so happy today ,糖糖?
唐伯虎:Because ……Because ……madam hua will hold a marriage interview program.(众人:哦~)I have already applied at the competition! Ha Ha. However, I will try my best to find my girl! (做小可爱状)
文徵明:Don’t be shy, just try it!
祝枝山:Nothing is impossible, just do it!
周文兵:Since you have made up your mind, we will use our wisdom to help you!
四人一起:Yeah! Let’s go!
音乐起 四人绕两圈 (举牌:华府)
小佣人:Stop! You want be in?
四人:Of course!
小佣人:ok, ok ……I have a question, If you can give me the answer to my question, I will let you go!
周文兵:Ha-ha, so easy? Are you scaring us? We fear nothing! Come on come on!   
小佣人:Listen carefully! Why did a boy make his dog in the sun?  do you know?
三大才子:Why, why? (三才子狂翻书,拿出手机百度,疑惑不解 大叫)   
文征明:Eh, I can’t find the answer.  
唐伯虎:hahaha …… Buddy ,Take it easy . I know……(墨镜摘掉 众人帮他扇扇子) Because he wants to have a hot dog.(做了个V手势 哈哈哈……)  
三大才子大笑: Ha ha , go away !(带走小佣人)
三人回头:糖糖,fighting !
(第一幕完)
 
Action 2(桥段2)
秋香上台~
秋香:It’s sunny today! I will take part in a marriage interview program~ my heart is beating! (心跳声) I’m so nervous! Where is my honey? Today I hope I can meet my Mr. Right! (秋香秀舞音乐~)
No matter who you are, honey, I’m coming! (扭腰下台)
Lady 华华上台~
(举牌:节目现场)
(上场音乐)
Lady 华华:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our TV program, now exciting thing is coming (带动鼓掌)let me introduce our super girls!
There come our super girls!
(《天竺少女》、《nobody》)
跳完四人:thank you!
女一:hello!everyone!I’m 青椒肉丝(掀面纱)
女二:hi!I’m 麻辣鸡丝!(掀面纱)
女三:hello ~ I’m 劳斯莱斯!(掀面纱)
秋香:oh!English name? I don’t have an English name, my name is 秋香,oh, yes! My English name Jack Jones! (掀面纱)
Lady 华华:ok~ here come our hero,唐伯虎!
(非诚勿扰男嘉宾上场音乐 )唐伯虎从帘子后面跳出 上场 与各个女嘉宾击掌
唐伯虎:Oh, everybody here? Don’ be excite, it’s me! You have known, four sisters all have their English name, so I should have one. I know, my name is 唐伯虎,so you can call me“sugar”!(众人“sugar~”)or tiger!(众人“tiger~”)all of you and you(面向大家)are my darling! So please show your passion to support me !(脱衣服 后面写着“鼓掌”)
Lady 华华:(清嗓子)
唐伯虎:oh, I’m sorry. I forgot you, madam hua!
Lady 华华:(生气状)madam?you call me madam? Oh ,my god! Madam is in count of those old woman, you know?(众人“NO”)
I’m so young! I love lady gaga!(音乐poker face by lady gaga)so, you can call me lady huahua!
唐伯虎:lady 华华, can we go on?
Lady 华华:oh?Worker quickly! (送上心动名单)(对唐伯虎)
At first, write down the girl’s name you fall in love at first sight.
唐伯虎写下秋香
Lady 华华:ok…… here comes tang’s personal show!(展示心动名单)
(音乐 冬天里的一把火 英文版)
唐伯虎秀舞
Lady 华华:Worker quickly!(送上四盏灯)then four girls listen, if you have a good impression on tangtang , please keep light on! But if you have no feel, turn off it directly! Are you ready?(众人:yeah!)
Lady 华华:3,2,1…… begin!(舞台交给四位女嘉宾)
女二对女一:hi, 肉丝。
女一:what?
女二:Look! Our 糖糖 have been fallen in love with 秋香 obviously!
女三:惊讶状 oh! 
女一:I guess our 糖糖 will choose 秋香 instead of us!
女三:yeah! But 糖糖 must be ours!(众人:ours!)we should take some actions! (众人:actions!)
三人同时:so let’s work out our plan~(聚首密谋)
(动情音乐响起)秋、唐两人互动……唐伯虎和秋香慢慢走近
(交谊舞音乐)两人一起秀舞
三个女嘉宾密谋完,强行拉开两人 两人依依不舍
女二:hi秋香,I know you have fallen in love with 伯虎。So we can give you two a big chance!
秋香:really?really?really~~~?
女二:yeah!But I don’t know how to turn off the torch. Can you teach me?
秋香:I’m so glad to help you! Look, you can turn off the torch like this! (灭掉灯)
三个女嘉宾一起:yeah!Now~ now ~ now~ we have the chances, 秋香is stupid!
秋香:oh,no ,what happened? oh,no!
(动情音乐响起)
The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you yet you can't see my love, but when undoubtedly knowing the love from both. Yet cannot be together! 糖糖……
(《可惜不是你》响起)女嘉宾拉开两人
Lady 华华:Ok~ congratulations to three girls!
(指着其中一个)May be you’re the lucky guy! maybe糖糖will choose one of you~
女一:oh,it must be me~
女二:Choose me~
唐伯虎:Stop! I love 秋香so much, whoever cannot separate us! She jumps, I jump…… No,she goes, I go!
唐伯虎甩袖下场  三位女嘉宾下场~
第二幕完
 
Action 3(桥段3)
雨天 (雷声 雨声 都可)
秋香上台  被淋湿状
唐伯虎跑上台  扇子挡雨
唐伯虎:What a rainy day!
秋香:Yes! I think it is really cold and black outside.
两人对视
唐伯虎:In your eyes, I see love!
秋香:In your eyes, I see love,too!
扇子遮盖 欲亲
雷声响起 两人分开
唐伯虎:Are you hungry?
秋香摸肚子点头:恩
唐伯虎:I know there is a KFC nearby.
秋香:KFC?  Oh, yes! I love it! Let’s go!
挽唐伯虎的手 欲走
唐伯虎:wait ……wait……kiss me!
秋香:(娇羞状)I’m so shy!
唐伯虎:Don’t worry! (示意闭幕)
(音乐响起)
秋香&唐伯虎##¥%#%*(#@¥@@¥%……
谢幕
 
 
 
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