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成人公司《决战紫禁之巅》(英语话剧剧本)

决战紫禁之巅 The Duel between two Swordsmen

SCENE 1 :西门吹雪与叶孤城
    演员表:西门吹雪  叶孤城  花满楼  king    
旁白

  旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .
西门吹雪与叶孤城相遇.
西门吹雪: Oh ,I am sorry to knock you !
叶孤城: Ha ha, Never mind .
西门吹雪: Excuse me, who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?
叶孤城: Ha ha, I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------叶孤城. Who are you?
西门吹雪:I am 西门吹雪.
叶孤城 惊讶:Ar, 西门吹雪?
西门吹雪:Yes, what is wrong?
叶孤城:I heard that you are the best swordsman?
西门吹雪:Great, you know me !
叶孤城 抱腿:Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me  go!
西门吹雪: No, I must kill you !
叶孤城: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
西门吹雪: Noway! Because we are fighting now! you know?
叶孤城 突然站起冷冷的说:Don't force me!
西门吹雪: Pardon!
  (Y拿出一袋牛奶)
西门吹雪抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. how do you know that?
喝完牛奶Thanks,
叶孤城: Do you still want to kill me?
西门吹雪: Sure, must! milk is milk.
叶孤城(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
西门吹雪: I’m sure I won’t!
叶孤城:Really?!3-2-1!
西门吹雪 捂着肚子,蹲下:Oach,Oach !
叶孤城 大笑:HaHa……SB
西门吹雪可怜状: Son of a bitch!三鹿!!!!
叶孤城 掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!
花满楼:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
叶孤城:Who are you?
花满楼:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
叶孤城:Yes, he was beaten by me and fled away
花满楼 惊讶:Now you are the best swordsman in the world!
叶孤城:You are right!
花满楼:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?
叶孤城:Yes,It’s very good.
花满楼:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
叶孤城:Ok,Let’s go!
                    SCENE 2:无间道
花满楼:My dearest ! let me introduce Yegucheng to you! (指Y) this is Yegucheng.
King:sit down plese, yegucheng.
花满楼走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids? 
叶孤城: Yes,Ido.
King: Huamanlou, come here .let me put the ring on your
 finger!(音乐停)
西门吹雪(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!
King:But who are you? Why should it belong to you?
叶孤城 急切: king! Dear king!I must go now,my mother is looking for me! 
西门吹雪冷酷:yegucheng! Come here! Do not make excuses!
叶孤城 抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
西门吹雪:Forgive you? Why?
叶孤城: Once there was a chance before me, I lost it. If the god give me an other chance, I’ll tell you,I love you,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is  a thousand years!
King:Oh,god!You are gay?
西门吹雪:gay?you said I am a gay?fuck you!
King: I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!
西门吹雪:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come on!
花满楼:King,let me have a try!
旁白:After a fierce battle between the two men,both sides lose
叶孤城:Ha,you are both dead men。Now I will kill you ,my king
King:Why?
叶孤城:It is my plan,Now no one can stop me.And after I kill you ,I will be the king . (Y抓住K)
King:yamedei(日语,不要啊),someone helps me。
King 边跑边求救,Y在后面追赶,当他们经过H旁边时,H忽然起身抓住了Y
叶孤城:Why are you OK now ,you should be badly hurt.
花满楼:It is my plan too.
叶孤城:You are not huamanlou.Who are you?
花满楼:I am 陆小凤.
叶孤城:Oh,I should have thought of you . Now what are you going to do with me?
K:Bitch!It is my turn to kill you.
叶孤城: 给我个机会吧? (此段用中文说)
King:怎么给你机会?
叶孤城:我以前没的选择,现在我想做一个好人。
King:好,跟法官说,看他让不让你做好人。
叶孤城:那就让我死。
King:对不起,我是警察。
叶孤城:谁知道?
King:OK,I can give you a chance. 西门吹雪,Please come here ,it is the duel (决斗)between you and Y
叶孤城:I want to show something to you
西门吹雪;Where is it
叶孤城:On my body
叶孤城 脱衣服,显示苍井空图片
西门吹雪:nani(日语,什么),苍井空。
叶孤城:上当了,看招,天外飞仙
西门吹雪(大喊):我爸是李刚
叶孤城(惊愕):好剑法,我叶孤城英明一世,没想到 (吐血而亡)(此时响起音乐《再见,警察》
剧终
(以上为完整内容)

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