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小学生英语搞笑改编短剧剧本《孙悟空三打白骨精》台词完整版

    小学生英语搞笑改编短剧剧本《孙悟空三打白骨精》台词完整版

    Beatit!

    人物:T:唐僧   M:孙悟空   P:猪八戒   S:沙僧

    X:白骨精原型     B1:白骨精变成的村姑

    B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人   B3:白骨精变成男人

    T:Emitofo,Wow…,boys,thisplacelooksbeautiful.wherewearenow?......Doesanyoneofyouknowwhatthisplaceis?

    众徒弟们摇头,除了八戒在看书。

    T:bajie,givemethemap(不回头,懒洋洋的问)

    T:bajie?Givethemaptome!(严肃的问)

    八戒依旧看书,不理睬。

    M:Idiot,Whatareyoulookingat?

    孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒,八戒才注意,赶忙藏书。但为时已晚,M一把抢过。

    M:Look,monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)

    T:(很吃惊)(转身训斥八戒)Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don’tbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!

    P:Oh,master!Forgiveme。Iwillneverdothisagain(伸手拿回)

    T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest.

    P:Master,wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowso.我这肚子饿了。

    M:FatPig!

    P:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….

    M:Youwillwhat(凶相)?

    P:Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas跳蚤。

    M:Hm!

    T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetsomefood forme?

    P:Yousee,masterishungry,too!

    T:Baijie! Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!

    S:Butmaster, ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway….

    T:Em…Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?

    M:Noproblem!(画圈)

    S:Thisis…..?

    M:Electricnet伏魔圈!Imadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit.

    T:Em……ok,that’sgood,wewillstayinit!Monkey,Youfindthefoodasquicklyaspossible.Iamsohungry.

    S:Ok,master.Bye!(飞走)

    T:It’ssoboring,Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

    白骨精上场

    X;Hahahaaa…Iheardthatanymonstereatingmastertangwillgetainfinitelife.howluckyamI,theyareinmyarea.Wow, Ishould comeupwithaplan.Ehn…..getit!icanpretendtobeapoorwoman, sotheywilltrustme.haha……changechange……

    转了几圈,变成了一个村姑B1。

    B1:Ilookgreat!

    蹒跚的走过去,接近三人,看着他们在打牌…..

    B1:hello,gentelman…...CanIjoinyou?

    P:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.不好意思,姑娘。我们在斗地主,三个人够了。

    B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢,机会来了!炸弹!

    T:Bomb?(出牌)

    B1:DoubleKing!王炸!

    T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareaboss-hand.Comeinandteachme!

    喔…我赢了!嗯…,姑娘,你是老手吧。进来教我!

    M:(回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

    B1:(倒)Ah…… 惨叫声

    T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathaveyoudone!Sheismyteacher!

    M:Sheisamonster!

    T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)

    M:Oh,pleasedon’t……

    T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)太晚了! Oncemore……(紧箍咒)

    M:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

    T:(呛住,咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!Sohaveyoutakesomedeliciousfoodforme?

    M:Yes,Master,Ifoundsomedeliciousbananas.

    T:bananasagain?!HowmanytimesIhavetoldyou!Iamamonk,notamonkey!Iwantmeat,meat(加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲)

    M:OH,sorry,master,Please,no…….

    T:Getthemeatforme,quickly!(唐僧摇摇头,玩起手机来)

    白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子

    X2:(曼妙的走过来,碰一下唐僧,唐僧不转头:leavemealone.x2有碰一下,唐僧依然不转头:Isaidleavemealone.这时,x2开口说话)

    X2:hi….Mrhandsome!

    T:(转头)wow…hibeauty!(扔掉画册,背景音乐响起,onlyyou,神情对视,过会儿)comehere,doyouwantsomefood?takesomebananes。 iamtangseng,youcancallmeTanny

    X:hiTanny…youlookgreat,maybewecanhavesometimetogetheralone

    T:yeah,youareright,whatarewewaitingfor?!Letusgo!

    (半路碰到悟空,悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)

    M:Monster!!lookathowIbeatyouintohell.

    (唐僧没有拦的住)

    P&S:AreyouOk,moster?(扶T)

    S:Look,(伸食指)howmany?看,这是几?

    T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)

    T: Whatyouaredoing,youbastardmonkey!thisbeautifulladyismyguest,

    M:boss,itisamonster,hechangehimselfintoacharminggirlsoastoattactyou.hewilleatyou

    T:bullshit!youmustbefedupwiththistriptowest…..

    T:Ithinkyoulittlemonkeyneedsomepunishment(摆姿势,要念咒语)

    M:(赶忙说)oh,no,master,notthatspell.

    Q:(sigh)itissolate!(念咒,喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎,别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)

    B3:SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)

    孙悟空,游戏结束了!

    B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊)

    M:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)

    孙悟空突然冒出来打死妖精

    T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )Youhavekilledthreelives!

    S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!

    T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!

    M:(悲,离去)(音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》

    P:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......

    T:Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!

    B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

    T:(惊)Youare......

    B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)

    B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha...... 准备吃唐僧

    M:(悄悄走到B后,打B晕)

    T:Wukong?

    S:Oh,BrotherMonkey!(猴哥)

    P:Ourheroisback!

    T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?

    S:Boss,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!

    师傅,你应该提高一下智商了!这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样!

    T:How,howdidyoufindout

    S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)

    T:Wukong(M不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(M仍不理)I'msorry(小声)

    悟空,这次是为师错怪了你,对不起

    M:What?

    T:I'msorry.

    M:Em?Louder,please?

    T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)
(以上为完整内容)

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